by TheFifthSister

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You know when someone really just isn't pleasant? Always getting on your nerves? A complete jerk? This is the song you sing in your head whilst smiling at them politely


Only ever concerned with yourself
No real thought for anyone else
Never willing to give but happy to take
Good intentions, you can't even fake
Insensitive isn't the right word
It'd be more accurate to call you a jerk
Always acting like you're a big deal
Making people feel as bad as you feel

You are an asshole
What else can I say?
Talking to you ruins my whole damn day
You are an asshole
Plain for all to see
God you make me so angry

Happy to kick others when they're down
If it were left to you the world would burn to the ground
When things don't go your way
So quick to give others the blame
Don't listen to a word that's said
Of course, you know it all instead
So quick to share your opinion
But always lacking wisdom

If you knew what you were talking about I’d take your advice
Maybe I’d listen if you tried to be nice
Always right and never wrong
A know-nothing know-it-all

[Outro Background vocals] A-S-S-H.O.L.E


released February 1, 2016
Written, performed, engineered and mixed by TheFifthSister.
Recorded at Quad Studios, Leicester, UK.
Artwork by TheFifthSister




TheFifthSister Leicester, UK

When I look back sometimes I wish I'd been a ninja...

Geek rock straight outta England.

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